Dari semalam server asyik down. Sekejap ada. Sekejap takde. Macam biskut oreo. Bila takde lama pulak gitu macam cipan.
Lead engineer (pompuan oke) dah pot pet pot pet pepagi buta soh siapkan Repot Langgar. Bukan haku tak nak stay-up, tapi sistem pulak kaco bilau.
Bek haku ngulor dulu. *Senyum.
Things to do while server is down
Make a guide for things to do while server is down.
- Dont panic first of all, suicide should be used as a last resort, but it seems like the IT department guys said the servers are coming back on
- For those who have a girlfriend/wife/anything else… would be a great time to catch up with your significant other, to make up for ignoring them for PDMS model
- Do your homework/get back to work, uoolls be working on PDMS in a couple of hours anyway
- For all the hard core people in PDMS, its a great time to change your adult diaper, rashes can be annoying
- Revive your social life: By now your parents/siblings/friends probably forgot you exist, would be a great time to remind them of your name
- Go outside. By now you are already pasty white, and maybe developing acne, would be a great time to feel the warmth of the yellow ball in the sky, and if its dark out where you are, the moon would tan you at this point.
- Look at old pictures of yourself, by working on PDMS on a 24/7 basis you probably wont remember what you looked like when you had a life
- Dont go to Ampang Park or 7 eleven
- Obviously, you can watch your adult **** now, even though many of you have mastered connecting piping components, checking the bras and jacking the pipe already
- Write a blog draft